can anyone translate whatever the hell my little brother has going on rn
this is such a good point. @walnutsupreme why aren’t you doing numbers yet
I took a panoramic photo at a concert and lights changed in the middle of it. This is the result
this literally looks like heaven and hell colliding
Barbenheimer
"you cant get married platonically, marriage is about LOVE and COMMITMENT" yeah love for the bit commitment to the bit
its been an hour and a half and this has 800 notes can you understand my pain
"do you take this person to be your partner, to have and to hold, in good times and bad, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?"
"yes, and..."
i hate you alternative wellness natural chemical free vegan non-GMO herbal intuitive whole foods healing raw high vibrational plant based cleanse gluten free superfood supplement blend bullshit!!!! You're not healthier and more balanced and connected to the Earth because your smoothies are full of unidentifiable green and brown powders you got from a subscription box to ✨URTH-CRUNCH VAGINAL ENLIGHTENMENT✨!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You do not need to Buy Product
There is no advertisement on social media for whole, natural, pure foods 'cause they grow out the fucking ground
Go to a farmer's market. Start a garden yourself. Drill some holes in the bottom of a 5gal bucket and start growing stuff on your porch
There is no Product that will make you connected to Earth, because Earth is what you're fucking standing on, and what you see when you step outside is no less pure or natural or sacred than some exotified jungle in Africa
Nature is everywhere and FREE. Dandelions growing out of the sidewalk? Nature. Moss on a concrete step? Nature. A tree in a park in town? That's nature baby. Weeds on the side of the road? NATURE. She's everywhere!
And if you don't feel surrounded by nature already? If you don't see the bounty of nature in the world around you? Don't order some stupid product in a plastic package about it. Ask yourself WHY.
How come you feel the need to Buy Product that "Comes From The Dirt" one fuckthousand miles away? There's dirt beneath you. There's plants around you. How come your HOME doesn't feed you and provide for you? How come you don't find "healthy" and "natural" just by stepping outside?
Is there a farmer's market? Can you start a garden? Are there wild plants you can safely forage? WHY NOT? Is the Earth beneath you pure and unpolluted? WHAT HAPPENED?
What happened to your home? What has estranged you? I hope you think about it. I hope it keeps you up at night.
This stuff is most accurately termed a "concoction." These are potion ingredients.
Why does everyone want to eat algae so bad?? I know some seaweeds are foods with a long history, but cuisines that include it aren't consuming it as a lumpy gel. There are actual recipes you can cook with nori and wakame. This "sea moss" shit is all sludges and supplements. Is an Instagram influencer's diet just a bunch of pills and scoops of powder?
Diversity win! The business scamming you into taking an herbal supplement for emergency contraception is Black-owned!
I suspect that the reason instagram decided to show me a billion "sexual health" fraudsters is because I was googling whether my pharmacy gives the HPV vaccine.
By the way, this whole category of product is a scam. You do not need special oils, soaps, herbs, or anything for your vulva or vagina. "Yoni steaming" is not a thing, it is not an Ancient Tradition, it is bullshit made up by batshit unhinged antivaxx con artist Gwyneth Paltrow.
The vagina is just a body part. It's not some sacred, mysterious, complicated temple governed by arcane and ineffable forces that require you to buy 87 products to maintain ~Balance~.
Do not take medical advice from anyone who says "womb" or "yoni." Trust me on this.
By the way, I looked up the ingredients to that "yoni oil"
Clove, Tea Tree oil, AND Peppermint oil? That does NOT sound like a good time
But what if it was all a dream
This is more unsettling. I know it's there. I know it should be there. I know this pristine landscape is hiding its horrors like teeth.
For those with homes built to keep heat in, not let it out: aluminum foil your windows, shiny side out. Cover the window, tape up the sides, maybe tape cardboard behind it to help insulate from the heat outside and absorb heat that gets through the foil.
Love, a former Californian, whose had to keep houses cool without any electricity.
P.S. this is a method endorsed by FEMA and the Department of Energy, so if you need more than anecdotal evidence, there ya go.
I do this up in the PNW and it really helps during heat waves. So much.
This belovéd weirdo
Unironically, this is why society would crumble without diversity
This fish is clearly in distress. The fish is stationary, also known as the “freeze” response, indicating an enormous feeling of panic within the animal. The water is far too shallow for a fish of this size, and keeping a fish in a bathtub is unsanitary, both for you and the fish. This is not a healthy environment for a fish to be in, both physically and mentally, as the shock of the unfit living condition can severely lower a fish’s life expectancy - it is not cute, it is not trendy, and it is not worth the aesthetically pleasing instagram shots. Please stop treating animals like toys.
[Image ID: a photo of a corndog in a bathtub. End ID.]
https://www.jwz.org/blog/2020/02/rotary-cellphone-2/
“Because in a finicky, annoying, touchscreen world of hyperconnected people using phones they have no control over or understanding of, I wanted something that would be entirely mine, personal, and absolutely tactile, while also giving me an excuse for not texting….”
sorry i butt rotaried you
This is actually really cool because the creator made it to be as fully functional as possible without a touchscreen. It stores numbers and can receive messages that are displayed on ePaper on the back that curves over the top to display important messages like last missed call. It has a dedicated button for her to call her husband. She says she plans on using this as her main phone.
Check out the second link in op to read a about her process and design.
